document.write('<span class="hdr5"><span class="clrwht"><b>Scientists At CERN Search For Secrets Of The Universe As Atheists Mock God</b></span></span> <br> <span class="clryl2"><b>21 Nov 2008</b>.</span> <span class="clrwht">Atheists plan bus ads to mock God <br><span class="clryl2"><b>21 Nov 2008.</b></span> <span class="clrwht">Scientists launch the Large Hadron Collider to find answers to the universes\' mysteries</span></td>')
document.write('<td width="52%" bgcolor="#ffffff"><span class="hdr5"><span class="clrblk"><b>BREAKING NEWS!</b> </span> &nbsp; &nbsp; <span class="clrblu"><b>God Laughs!</b></span> <br><span class="hdr5"><span class="clrred"><b>God Reveals The "God Particle"!!!</b></span></span></span><br><span class="clrblu">21 December 2008 (Hannukah).</span> <span class="clrblk">God began revealing the periodic table, DNA replication, gravity, particle physics, the Higgs Boson or "God particle" in the Torah</span></span></td></tr>')
document.write('<tr bgcolor=#ffff99><td colspan=2><span class="clrblu"><b>Exodus 26 (A Stumbling Block)</b></span>. <b>Hey guys, up here! The answer to all the mysteries of life are in the Bible!</b></span>')

